Five Great Bagpipe Songs to Play On Your Balcony For Your
Neighbors
Hand-knitted fingerless mittens
Zorro Protective Mask
Mao Tse Tung Substitute Toilet Paper (“Don’t squeeze the
Chairman”)
Social Distancing Enforcement Device
TV Snacks for the Sports-Deprived
Covid-19 Testing Kit (unlimited supply)
And, an Exemption for Dr. Anthony Fauci:
No more surprises on April Fools Day.
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