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Wednesday, December 30, 2020

Jazz Resolutions for 2021

So far, we've had a 100% failure rate with our end-of-year resolutions, and I see no reason this year should be any different. In fact, especially this year. 

If you should wish to reach me, I'll be curled up in a corner, trying to figure out the difference between LinkedIn and Alignable.

This Year's Resolutions:

  1. Open myself to the wonderful world of Tribute Bands.  
  2. Kickstarter campaign for my chops transplant operation. 
  3. Still have 8 "Giant Steps" keys left to learn. 
  4. Outsource hologram of Jabbo Smith.
  5. Stockpile valve oil, before OPEC gets back its leverage.  
  6. Resurrect career of Hal McKusick.
  7. Finish monograph on sepia-ofay combinations.
  8. Re-make “Bolden.”
  9. Continue not to post Miles Davis photos on social media.
  10. [Fill this space-contact author for price list].