Friday, July 26, 2013

Top Ten Reasons To Not Eliminate the Soprano Sax.

1. Need something to listen to when on infinite hold with Verizon.
2. Hard to imagine Kenny G. playing the baritone. 
3. Your passport to a lot of notes in a very short time.
4. Only sax named after an HBO series. 
5. Puts the smoooo in smooth. 
6. Weighs less than a Veg-O-Matic (even with the case)
7. Six words: "Do You Hear What I Hear."
8. Continues to provide inspiration for Sidney Bechet to turn over in his grave.
9. Helps stem the tide of the sopranino.
10. It's phallo-tastic!



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