tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1959286621592188397.post7789109015891388674..comments2024-02-20T07:06:18.516-05:00Comments on Brilliant Corners: Occupy Jazz? by Steve ProvizerSteve Provizerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09757505876939504133noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1959286621592188397.post-85764669218234859232011-12-07T08:23:18.903-05:002011-12-07T08:23:18.903-05:00...What the H.R. boys call "incentive-izing.&......What the H.R. boys call "incentive-izing."Steve Provizerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09757505876939504133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1959286621592188397.post-68731059064814435442011-12-07T05:39:35.557-05:002011-12-07T05:39:35.557-05:00I've long had a solution as to how to increase...I've long had a solution as to how to increase the popularity of jazz yet every record label I've approached has foolishly nixed the idea. Here goes: Have an incentive to pre-order new releases with the inclusion of a small packet of snortable heroin. I can hear the rubes now as they kick back and spin the disc: "Ah, now I get it. This is heavy sh*t, man." Best, bpAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1959286621592188397.post-58942092864720335352011-12-05T10:13:13.782-05:002011-12-05T10:13:13.782-05:00BP-Danger lurks behind every corner. If it's a...BP-Danger lurks behind every corner. If it's any comfort, I actually went out of my way to expose my daughter to jazz. Now that she's 14, all that early jazz seems to have been an inoculation, serving to protect her from any future interest in the music.Steve Provizerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09757505876939504133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1959286621592188397.post-56289978461316999242011-12-05T07:08:29.196-05:002011-12-05T07:08:29.196-05:00Gotta express my guilt here and reveal that my 6 y...Gotta express my guilt here and reveal that my 6 year old daughter really seems to groove on jazz. She hums along to whatever out thing is playing, does little dance moves and after the cuteness wore off I said to my wife: "Damn, this might not be a good thing. Jazz is so poverty-stricken. What if she ends up attracted to a jazz musician?" Best, bpAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com